Legally BOMBED

Spleen Blean's Unleashed Wrath Of Insanity
A.K.A OPERATION L.E.G.A.L.L.Y.-.B.O.M.B.E.D

Spleen Blean, who is rather new to this blog, well, writing it, she's already been subjected to reading its past posts several times by Extreme and Obscene Bean... Is a big (not so closet anymore) fan of musical theatre... She likes to waste endless weekends and afternoons, where any sane person would revise for GCSE exams and other various important things in her nonexistent life, listening to endless rerunning albums of musicals...
One day, she was extremely excited to hear about some theatre awards, and even more excited that one of her favourite musicals was nominated for so many awards she could not stifle a gleeful gasp of wonder... So when she was meant to be preparing her french presentation for the week, instead she sat and listened to the winners of these so called 'Laurence Olivier' awards. Already she suspected who would win after all, it was abundantly clear to her, being the major Love Never Dies/Phantom Of The Opera fan that she was, who SHOULD win.
Which is why when IT happened, she could not contain her unfathomable rage...
Yes...IT happened...
As she waited patiently, with bated breath, for the announcement of the glorious winner of best new musical, she could hardly breathe, going blue in the face from lack of oxygen, about to pass out on the floor and never find out the result!
And then...
*SHOCKHORRORGASP!*
Who should win the coveted title but...
...Legally Blonde...
And if this wasn't enough for our young innocent Spleen...Blean...I mean, Bean, the night just got even worse a it went on...
Best Actress? Lead of Legally Blonde...
Best Supporting Actress? In Legally Blonde...
Best Actor? Can you guess?
And so, with every nomination in Love Never Dies' favour slowly slipping from her grasp in all its slippery, slidey, awardy goo, her anger increased more and more, until she could withstand it no more, and every inch of unfathomable, untamable hatred burst forth in an explosion of pure fury to rival any armmageddon as she swore to unleash hell upon the poor unsuspecting souls who had garnered her wrath.
And such wrath, looked a little like the picture shown...