Fairy Head

Assemblies at L*** F**** are boring. Very, VERY boring. The teacher stands affront of a grey and white PowerPoint, the words "Punctuality", "Littering" and "Assessments" flash up.Your brain melts in a puddle of it's own juices, thrashes against the sides of your skull in a desperate plee to escape or destroy itself, and creates alternate realities with the sole purpose of entertaining yourself. These alternate realities happen to fixate on Ms. Smith's hairdo. Which was relatively normal until my imagination got hold of it! Now witness for the first time my and Obscene Bean's horrific images our demented, world-weary imagination has produced! Believe me, they are EXTREME!!!
(and relatively obscene)

This is Ms. Smith normally (well probably not but hey this is how my talent, which is equivalent to a particularly untalented 2 year old with no body parts depicts her)

 This is Ms. Clown Smith, wher my imagination has conjoured a clown wig, turning her into a monstrosity that looks nothing like this picture.

 This is Ms. Goat-Herder Smith...does anyone else thing her eye looks a bit like a goats?
 This is Ms. Bee-kini Smith, she is wearing a beekini, 50% bikini, 50% bee! Her hairdo is a beehive (because that's not obvious is it), and as she's rabid her mouth is dribbling honey...
Her eyebrows are awesome aren't they?

 This is my most wondrous imagining yet, from this imagining on, Ms. Smith officially became 'fairy head'.
(The fairy that lives on her hair-throne repeats everything she says in a high-pitched voice).

The end.